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'Why do you keep making those stupid faces?'

DEFINITION: v. intr., To silently signal the position of a piece of food on a person's face using hand gestures, facial expressions and tonguing motions. n., A nonverbal communication system used to alert and assist diners with food on their faces.

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Souperpoke

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: super-poke

Sentence: Despite her expansive souperpokes Manny persisted conversing with the dribble of pumpkin soup glistening in his beard.

Etymology: soup + poke + superpoke (Facebook users know about this)

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Forcelshint

Created by: loosepiece

Pronunciation: FOR-sell-shint

Sentence: Marjory always found social occasions with Gerry to be stressful. His table manners were terrible and his enduring habit of troughing his food ensured that Marjory felt compelled to forcelshint at him for the rest of the evening. Gerry however always seemed blind to Marjory's panic, and was happy to remain at the bottom of the social ladder. Perhaps if he understood the delicate nature of the forcelshint, they would be accepted into the social circles Marjory dreamed of.

Etymology: this is derived from when a person with a morsel on the face, needs a silent hint to remove it. forcel - Morsel, face. shint - silent, hint.

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Tongtofaceing

Created by: emilylind

Pronunciation: say tong the to and finally faceing .

Sentence: Stop tongtofaceing !

Etymology:

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Dribblelert

Created by: thebaron

Pronunciation: drib-ble-lert

Sentence: Claire sent a well executed dribblelert to Tony about the sauce on his face.

Etymology: dribble& lert (alert)

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Stupartfart

Created by: blackkittynili

Pronunciation: stu-part-fart

Sentence: stupartfart stop it

Etymology:

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Jesture

Created by: Justpeachyy

Pronunciation: Jest ture

Sentence: Thanks for the jesture, you saved me from a huge amount embarrassment!

Etymology: devrived from gesture, however.. saving you from a jester appearance.

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Foodscopism

Created by: Garry

Pronunciation: "Food" "Scope" "Izz-um"

Sentence: "My wife used foodscopism as we sat in Mcdonalds eating fries with lots of ketchup on them."

Etymology:

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Semafood

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: SEHM-a-food

Sentence: Martin sat at the table across from his blind date Harriet trying to decide if her facial tics were the result of allergic reaction or just semafood.

Etymology: sema(fore) + food

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COMMENTS:

excellent! - galwaywegian, 2007-11-01: 08:46:00

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